We woke up with something to prove today. A cushy bed in a warm cabin will
do that to you, especially when your blood is equal parts kerosene, creosote,
and gunpowder like ours is. A fog lay heavy on on the land, but no heavier
than the stern hand of duty that burdened our own shoulders. Our eyes locked
in purposeful stare, and we knew what had to be done. We had to reclaim our
mantle. We had to dare where others feared to tread. In the immortal words
of Sherrif Buford T. Pusser, we had to Walk Tall.
But first, we had to get some bananas for our cereal. So, we took care of that
at the grocery store and headed out, nowhere near first light. Since Glacier's
Going-To-The-Sun road was closed, we elected to skirt Glacier's southern perimeter
and then head south somewhere near Whitefish, following the Triple-A map's
vaunted Dots of Scenicness.
This is what we learned -- Montana sure could use to have back some of those federal highway
funds they forfeited in the name of no speed limits on interstates. Signs like
the one to the right dominated the day's driving. Folksy spirit of that sign aside, after
the 25th mile of bumping along a potholed, sometimes asphalted 'highway,' you
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Nonetheless, the landscape was darn pretty, as you can see for yourself in Today's
Scenic Shot. And, yes, we are heading straight for those dark clouds on
the horizon. As for the towns we saw...well, if 'Calgary' was Blackfoot Indian
for "City of Limitlessly Sprawling Subdivisions," then
I'm pretty sure 'Montana' means 'State of Many Taxidermists.' We're suggesting
a new state motto: "Montana -- When You Want It Stuffed." Whaddya think? |
We decided to try and camp in this free campground we found in the rather
intuitively-named book, "Guide to Free Campgrounds," provided to us by Extreme
Fellow Traveler Linda (AKA, 'Mom'). The description of this campground promised that,
'Rock Creek is one of Montana's best trout streams.' Since it satisfied two
of our more important criteria for a campground ('free' and 'good fishing'),
we headed straight for it, like a Republican after NRA money. Unfortunately, as with most rivers emanating from the
mountains, Rock Creek is running pretty high and dirty with snowmelt runoff. You
can see just how high and dirty in that picture below. That's Kristanne, just
being as extreme as she wants to be on a cable footbridge strung perilously
over the roiling rapids of Rock Creek. Shortly after this photo was taken,
Kristanne dove off the bridge, saved a faltering fawn that had fallen in the
rapids, and returned to the van with three
trout she had caught with her bare hands for dinner. Is it any wonder I love
her so? |
The campground was just great. We had to drive 23 miles in to the mountains
on a potholed dirt road to get there at speeds sometimes approaching as much
as 15 MPH, but it was all worth it. We had the whole place to ourselves,
and it was beautiful. (For those of you wondering why we had to drive so
slow, let me just tell you right now that Otto's principal drawback is a ground
clearance of about 7 inches. You have to go slow or risk losing your propane
gear. And we like our furnace too much to risk losing our propane gear.)
That other picture is the start of what we hope may become a recurring feature
for you would-be Extreme Telecommuters out there -- the Camping Corner. You
see, we know a lot of you are looking for tips to make your camping experience
just a little bit better. We're only too happy to oblige. Today's Tip -- Remember
to keep it clean. Sweeping is an important part of any camp-cleaning regimen,
as evidenced by my technique in the picture at the left. Notice the full extension of
the elbow, the flexion of the wrist that provides a strong stroke. Practice
makes perfect, so don't despair if you don't get it right the first time!
So, where's the Extreme Shot of the Day, right? Don't fret -- it's coming. However,
before you look at this, though, we must caution you that this is tiptoeing on the
precipice of the Extreme, threatening to topple right on over into the Valley of
the Absurd. We also urge you to talk with your children before showing them
this picture. Explain to them that things are a little different in Montana, and
that just because some people are doing it, doesn't make it right for everybody.
With that, here you are.
Total Miles for 6\6 = 313
Next Stop -- Gallatin Wilderness or the Madison River
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