Your Mother’s Maiden Name in France

It almost goes without saying, but one of the best things about traveling to new places is the opportunity to identify and experience the small differences in everyday life, the things that make a place uniquely its own. Communications technologies and media are clearly having an unfortunate leveling effect on these differences, gradually erasing many of the quirks that bestow charm on a place. So, it’s always pleasant to stumble on subtle reminders of what makes France so, well, French.

Today, I created an account on our gas company’s website so I can keep tabs on exactly how much it costs to heat an apartment in the Alps (the answer is “un soupçon” when viewed by someone who payed PG&E bills in California during the Enron years and now wants to use French words he can’t really pronounce — for the rest of you, it’s “not much”). The standard web forms proceeded, one after the other, with prompts for account numbers, usernames, and passwords. Finally, when you get to the obligatory secret question they’ll use to help you recover a lost password, you’re presented with a series of options, the first of which is, “What was the first meal you cooked?”

Forget about my high school mascot and place of birth — I’m going with Top Ramen and Tuna Fish. Perhaps not the most French answer to a very French question, but to thine ownself be true as ole Billy the Shakes sez.. Continue reading

Back in the Saddle!

Hey, welcome back to the Office Odyssey, all you faithful clickers who’ve been checking in week after week for the last 12 years, hoping for an update, for some sort of sign, maybe just a scrap of news from the Extreme Telecommuting front – we truly appreciate your devotion! And, yes, Mom and Dad, I’m talking to you.

Veterans of our previous forays in Extreme Telecommuting may dimly recall the semi-regular updates to this site – the witty anecdotes, the pithy insights, and what one close friend regularly referred to as the “ceaseless bloviating.”

Slightly blurry, but ready for action...

Slightly blurry, but ready for action…

 

Well, this time out, the times, they are a-changing. For one, we’ve already blown the “semi-regular updates” thing out of the water – we’ve passed the six-month mark on this year-long Odyssey and I’m just now getting to the – ahem – first update. As for the “pithy insights,” I’m pretty sure that’s just my name for the “ceaseless bloviating.” You say potato, I say pomme de terre (and make up a story about Kristanne throwing it at me during a disagreement over the sociopolitical implications of German expressionists versus whether I should have a beer with lunch.)

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Welcome Back to the Office Odyssey…French Style!

Hey, howya been! After a short 12 year hiatus, we’re back, badder than ever. No van this time, unlike the good old days of 1997. No sweet Extreme Homeboy Division t-shirt like the one that cut a blazing swath through Europe from 1999- 2000. What we do have, however, is the significant addition of two Extreme Fellow Travellers, the renowned and exalted Extreme Telecommuting in actionQuinn and Kinsey, also known as “our kids.” So, it’s a whole new flavor this time around — instead of the usual array of art museums, medieval history, and unfettered cultural exploration, it’ll be nothing but beer, tattoo shows, and cigarettes. Man, I can’t wait to introduce the kids to life in Europe!

Really?

Not so much on the tattoos & cigarettes, but for the rest, YES, we have indeed dusted off our old Extreme Telecommuting boots and greased them up for another metaphorical trip around the block! This time around, we’re headquartering Extreme operations in the lovely Rhone Alpes region of France, right outside Grenoble. We’ve got a work permit, a full complement of long stay visas, and a few French bank accounts…not to mention the near-empty reserves of patience we exhausted obtaining those things. Seriously — if you need something filled out by hand in triplicate, confirmed twice by registered letter, and attested to by employers, bankers, and Jean Claude Killy (he signs off on everything in ths part of France), well, we’re your family.

Barring any panicky, lack-of-sausage-driven escapes to Germany, we’ll be living in France through the summer of 2013, the months stretching out in front of us like a blank canvas waiting for us to paint our masterpiece or, at the very least, spray our graffiti. More on that later. For now, grab your favorite beret, light up a Gauloise, and join us for the latest update from the Office Odyssey!